Woah! or Oh... the BDO TV rating system
Has Heroes lost the plot? Should The Bionic Woman run off on her bionic legs into the sunset? Is Sarah Jane sorry she left the TARDIS?
Important questions, and one which until know required many words, sometimes even whole sentences. No more. I have developed a new TV show rating system for Big Dumb Object called Woah! or Oh... (I say "developed", actually I just had the idea this morning in a five second burst of inspiration.) Here's how it works, you can play along yourself if you want to.
If at the end of an episode of a TV show you say <keanu>Whoah!</keanu> then that show gets a woah point for that episode. If you say "Oh..." the show gets zero woah points for that episode. Then you calculate the percentage woah-ness like so:
Here's some current ratings:
Heroes season 2 : 1/7 = 14% Woah
Bionic Woman : 0/1 = 0% Woah
Spooks 2007: 1/2 = 50% Woah
Flight Of The Conchords: 7/7 = 100% Woah
In the future I'm looking forward to Lost which was over 90% Woah last series, and hoping that Doctor Who 2008 can raise itself out of the lowly 23% Woah depths.
Important questions, and one which until know required many words, sometimes even whole sentences. No more. I have developed a new TV show rating system for Big Dumb Object called Woah! or Oh... (I say "developed", actually I just had the idea this morning in a five second burst of inspiration.) Here's how it works, you can play along yourself if you want to.
If at the end of an episode of a TV show you say <keanu>Whoah!</keanu> then that show gets a woah point for that episode. If you say "Oh..." the show gets zero woah points for that episode. Then you calculate the percentage woah-ness like so:
Percentage Woah-ness = (Woah points / Number of episodes) * 100Easy. And now each show has one easy percentage rating (although you should probably also quote the number of episodes).
Here's some current ratings:
Heroes season 2 : 1/7 = 14% Woah
Bionic Woman : 0/1 = 0% Woah
Spooks 2007: 1/2 = 50% Woah
Flight Of The Conchords: 7/7 = 100% Woah
In the future I'm looking forward to Lost which was over 90% Woah last series, and hoping that Doctor Who 2008 can raise itself out of the lowly 23% Woah depths.
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