Struggling with Torchwood, a succinct summary

My mate Dave has a very funny and completely accurate summation of Torchwood: Torchwood - why is it so bad?

Some snippits (but do go and read the whole thing):

My conclusion is this - It's all Russell T's fault.

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I'm sorry but the actors are a poor fit for the role and the characters are not right almost across the board.

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Owen - a bit of a twat and therefore reasonably believeable as a technical guy.

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"Beyond the Government, Above the United Nations" but apparently well known to everyone they encounter in Cardiff. Due in no small part to the drug dealers Ranger Rover that they nicked and pimped up complete with "Torchwood" emblazoned on the side. WTF?

Made me laugh (if I cared perhaps I would also cry, but I'm beyond caring).